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€19
population: zero.
a deadpan reply-guy t-shirt for the people who asked: population zero. funny, dry, and printed on heavy unisex cotton.
classic fit, true to size. 100% cotton, gildan 5000.
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questions
how long does shipping take?+
each tee is printed to order, then shipped worldwide. expect roughly 1–2 weeks to arrive depending on your country.
how do i pick a size?+
unisex and true to size — check the size guide up by the size picker. between sizes? size up for a relaxed fit.
what's it made of?+
heavy unisex cotton (a couple of styles run on softer cotton). proper weight, not see-through.
something wrong with my order?+
email support@cookedclothes.com and we'll make it right.
