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i <3 dihmaxxing
€16.47
peak self-improvement, allegedly.
a chaotic brainrot tee about dihmaxxing — peak self-improvement, allegedly. funny gen-z humor on soft black cotton.
soft cotton, true to size. black only.
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questions
how long does shipping take?+
each tee is printed to order, then shipped worldwide. expect roughly 1–2 weeks to arrive depending on your country.
how do i pick a size?+
unisex and true to size — check the size guide up by the size picker. between sizes? size up for a relaxed fit.
what's it made of?+
heavy unisex cotton (a couple of styles run on softer cotton). proper weight, not see-through.
something wrong with my order?+
email support@cookedclothes.com and we'll make it right.




